WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..
I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!!
U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010, APRILFOOL in advnce..
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Just a friendly reminder �
Relationships are precious
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.
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I am your girlfriend:
Smart
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
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Advance Aprilfool sms
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
"Happy April Fool Day"
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God made a daylight n is called Sun
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun
God made a nightlight n is called Moon
God made a U and is
called Cartoon
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LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP "Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge"
SHOPKEEPER SMILING "Ha kar lunga"
GIRL To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi doge.
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I am your girlfriend
Smart.
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excllent
Romantic
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R
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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge
Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.
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The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So if u dont mind..
Can I sell you?
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you will be a ROSE for all TREES
you will be a SMILE
for all FACES
you will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS and
you will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
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A Day Will Come When the Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav to Wait For 11 days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are
on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it & remove all doubt.
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Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega..
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Rabri: Kya karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
HeArT aTtAcK...
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If people says u are crazy, b patiend
if they say u r monkey, relax.
if they say u r stupid, b cool
but if they say u r smart,
Thapar mar sale ko.
(April Fool)
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In ur life, when u wake up & don't see any 1, then come 2 me, I'll b there 2 hold ur hand & take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST
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1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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U r equal 2 sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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A day will come
When da whole world will, CELEBRATE:
UR NAME
UR FAME
UR PERSONALITY
UR THOUGHTS
UR VIEWS
Bt keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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Today, tommorow & forever there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u.
U know Whose???
Ur Own Stupid!!!
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The fool entertains. Da fool tells da truth. Da fool laughs at himself. Da fool is wise. Da fool can't be ignored. Da fool rules!
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Sardar got in2 a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took da ticket & said april fool.
I have pass.
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On this 1st april dont 4get 2 make fool ur frnds. We hve april fools jokes, april fool's day tricks, best april fools pranks, funny & great april fools day ideas,
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