MARRIAGE SMS
Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue
Pati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega
Patni-To kya hua.?
Mai chuhe se nahi darti
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what is marriage?.....
do dilon ka bandhan.....
do atmaon ka milan.......
do bhabnaon ka sammilan....
do insan ki dhadkan.
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+ When I Met My Wife
I Knew She Was 'Miss Right.!'
I Didnt Know That Her
First Name Was
'Always' :)
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"MARRIAGE"
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
"PEOPLE"
From Fighting With
"STRANGERS''
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From this day forward
You shall not walk alone
My heart will be your shelter
And my arms will be your home.
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Be4 marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue.
U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage:
Roses are dead, I'm blue.
U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Aisi Azaadi Aor Kahaan
After Marriage He�s Like Hutch
Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
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The most dangerous food a man can eat iz wedding cake
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There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
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To keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever u're wrong, admit it,
Whenever u're right,
shut up..
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In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.
One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..
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Husband askz, do u knw da meaning of wife.
it meanz... wid out - informtion - fighting - every time!
Wife on hearng dis sayz, it could also mean - wid idiot forever!
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Dere was dis guy who told his woman dat he loved her
so much dat he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he iz going through hell.
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Q: Y do couples hold handz during their wedding?
A: Its a formality just like 2 boxers shaking their hands b4 da fight beginz!
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Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.
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Y a man carrzy his wifes photo in the purse?
coz when ever he faces any trouble,he sees the photo n thinks-If I can handle DIS i can handle any prpblem
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A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.
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