WORD PLAY SMS
Every Person Has A
Special Quality Which
Attract Other People.
So In Your
Point Of View, What
Is My Attractive
Quality ... !!!
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1.wats best in me? ?
2. wats bad in me? ?
3. wats my name in ur cell? ?
4. i m ur? ?
5. i m just like a? ?
6. wat u wish for me?
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Funny Question : Aap khud ko kya smjhte hen?" answer flm k nam se den. Send it to ur frndz n get funy rplz bt rpl me frst."
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Im not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Iam not half as thunk as you drink.
I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get.
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I may not be ur PEPSI-choice of the new generation
I may not be ur COKE-only the real thing;or your NIDO, world's no.
1but I canbe ur????REXONAI won't let u down.& will keep in touch.
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today is"Ask ME Anything"day.M givin u da exclusive ofer 2 ask me any1 question
u always wntd 2 kNow mattr how it iz n i'wl ans honestly. But only1 question.
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Srak py jaty huay KHAALON (leather) kay dhar ko daykh kay main nay sochaa
batao kia?
?
Sochoo
itz so easy
"KHAAL MAIN KABHEE BAKREE THEE"
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Wat ever u do or dream u can, begin it, boldness has genius, power, & magic in it
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Judge: Why did u attack that young man?
Old lady: he grabbed me and took my clothes off,
threw me on tha bed and shouted APRIL FOOL!
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Musharraf said 2 hiz mother. Maan mari BV ,
Opposition sy milee hoee hy Jb b room
main jataa hoon kahti hy wardee utaaro.
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YOU picked me up, YOU put ur hands around my
waist and YOU took off my top, then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a
bottle of PEPSI.
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Kuch log thori dir karty hain
Kuch log 2 ya 3 dafa karty hain,
aur kuch saari raat karty rahaty hain,
tab jaakar hota hai
un ka
Mobile Charge
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Do not wait for da Last Judgment. It happenz every day.
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In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
U Know whose that boy?
Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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