SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia 'I LOVE U'
To Samajh lenaUs Din
April FoOl Hai.
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,
be cool but if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.
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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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If today any one talks and praises you for your
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.
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Bacha on 1stApril: Mama Kitchen Ma Nokar Nokrani ko Kiss Kar Raha Ha
Mama: Abi Ja k Main Dono ka Demagh Thek Karti Hun
Bacha:Ha ha April Fool wo to Papa hain
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Tum har raat mery khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khaoo khud jaan jao.
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Main hu yahan, tu ha wahan
Main hu yahan, tu ha wahan
Lifebouy ha jahan, tandurusti ha wahan.
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If u are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE ur tensions.
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U are very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don't mind! I am talking about oxygen
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! It's b'coz,
I need a person 4 just time pass..
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DL9C-AP 2370
DL9C-2G 1191
DL9C-2G 1589
itney ga0ur sey kya dekh rahey ho kal subah in gadiyon par kapda marna hain..
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Wen ur life iz in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u from darkness
And
After if u pray and you are still in darkness
Then please pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
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Pepsi is pepsi and
Butter is butter
If u forget me
I'll throw u in the
*-*-*-*-*-*-* *
* G U T T A R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-* *
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Ik bar bandar jangal sy bhag gay phir wo hotel main phuchy.
un main sy ak pizaa kha raha tha ik burger kha raha tha
aur kuch barry dhayan sy yh message parh raha thy.
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YOU r B.I.T.C.H
I Mean
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
*YOU BITCH*
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Some1..
MiSSES YOU..
NeeDS U..
Worries Abt YOU
Lonely Wthot YOU
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with "Han" ya "Nai"
1:____ main insan nhi huun.
2:____ main hi chor huun.
3:____ main hi pagl huun.
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