She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was on her and �off her.
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2 friends, 'see' & 'saw':
1 day 'see' saw sea & 'saw' didnt see sea.
�See� saw sea and jumped in sea.
�Saw� didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
�See� saw 'saw' in sea & 'saw' saw 'see' in sea. See'...
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feel a feel,a funny feel
and a funny feel,a feel and if you feel the feel
,I feel.I feel you feel the feel,i feel.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Betty Botter had some butter
But, she said, this butter's bitter
If I bake this bitter butter
It would make my batter bitter.
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If u understand, say "understand".
If u don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if u understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that u understand? Understand!
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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choze the shoes he chews?
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She sells sea shells on Da sea shor
But Da sea shells Dat she sells
On Da sea shor r not Da real 1
s
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259 X (YOUR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)
Try it and u will be surprised 2 see Da result
APKI AGE TEEN BAR APKO LIKHI HUI NAZAR AYE GE
TRY MUST & WATCH DA RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 25 X 39 = 252525
s
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Solve this riddle
"The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I?
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What 2 days of the week start wit the 'T'?
Answer: Today and Tomorrow!
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One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
3 smart fellows and they all felt smart.
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Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
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Mujh sy Apna Pyar Kabi Wapas Mat Layna
Mujh sy ye iqrar Kabi Wapas Mat Layna
Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumhra Hon
Mujh Sy yh izhar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina...
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A twister of twists once twisted a twist; A twist that he twisted ws a 3 twisted twist;
If in twisting a twist 1 twist should untwist, The untwisted twist would untwist tha twist.
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Chahat hy kisi chahat ko pane ke chahat hy chahat ko aazmane ke.
wo chahy humy chahy na chahy pr chahat hay un ke chahat me mit jane ke.
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A skunk sat on a stump & thunk the stump stunk,
Bt the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
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