POLITICS SMS
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
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It is the duty of every citizen according to his best
capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs
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Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya..
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power
or the holders of power,become lovers of wisdom.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qion hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.
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BUSH:
Humary pass
Britny
Julie Robert
Anjelina Joli
sab ha!
Tumre pass
kya hay?
MANMOHN SINGH:
Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!
Bhej do sab ko
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Naa-Ahl ho gye aakhir dono bhai FARAZ,
NA to Shabaz raha na he Ganja Nawaz..
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The word 'politics' is derived 4rm da word 'poly', meaning 'many',
and da word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.
Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i'll
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I'll make the whole world happy
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, bt if u want 2 test a mans character, give him da power.
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Bush ka Kutta roth gya,
Ganday nalay main ja kar doob gya,
Bola ab aur zulm nahi sahin gy,
Ek ghar mai do do nahi rahain gay
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M Ali Jinnah han Qaid e Azam
Liaqut Ali han Qaid e Millat
Fatima Jinnah han Madar e Millat
Pervez Musharraf han Qaid e Qillat
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Among politicianz the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it r troublesome.
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Apparently,a democracy is a place where numerous electionz r held at great cost
wid out issues & wid interchangeable candidates.
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1 anokhi dua
Aap ko khushian itne milan jitne Musharraf ko galiyn,
Aap ki zindagi sy gham aisy khatm hon jesy PTV sy haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabr mily,
Shohrt itni mily jitni "BB" ko mli
Health aisi mile jaisy SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari ky
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P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes ur Hand B4 Elections
And
Your Confidence After ... ;->
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