In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
'I slept with ur mom last nite'
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response�..
He laughs & says,
'Lets go home dad, U r drunk'
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Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are...
With this message, consider yourself reminded !!
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Jab main chahta hoon k khuda say baat karon
to main Namaz parta hoon,
Aur jab main chata hoon k khuda mujh se bat kare
to main Quran parta hoon,
(Hazrat Ali R.A)
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"U R MY SWEET FRIENDS HO NA,
I DON'T WANT TO KHONA,
I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART"
DO NA ""OTHER WISE
I WIL START ROHNA"Jaldi sy Acha sa EK SMS KARONA"
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She gave u birth, she gives u love, she teaches
u to smile to reach that extra mile, its the
MOTHER's payers behind everyone.
wish her HAPPY MOTHER DAY
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You cannot dream yourself into a character
you must hammer and forge yourself 1.
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It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together & never say good bye...
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Meeting yoU was fate, becoming yoUr friend was choice, but falling in love with yoU was completely out of my control.
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A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.
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Life is a collection of changes.
So don't avoid changes.
Take every change as a challenge.
Some give success& some act as stepping stone to success...
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I m feeling so happy, do u know why? becoz i am so lucky, do you know how? becoz God lovez me.Do you know how? becoz he gave me a gift. Do you know what? its yoU my love.
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you are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.
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I get so emotional when you are not around,
I think the emotion is called happiness
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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh,
but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.
miss you alot dear
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Ek bar Papu Gngubhai k ghar jata hy or darwaza knock krta hy
Gangubhai: Kaun?
Papu: May!
Gangubhai: May kaun?
Papu: Tuu Gangubhai!
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Tarasti aankhon ke piyas ho tum
Tarapte dil ke aas ho tum
Bhujti zindagi ke saans ho tum
Phir kaise na SMS karain
Jab itny KHAS ho tum.
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Im a paper, you can write your feelingz, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears,
But dont throw me after use bcoz when you feel cold i'll burn my self to warm you.
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Love is not sum thing that happenz on 1st sight,
It happenz wen you start knowing each other,
& it turn ending up needing eachother,
for every feeling, for every thought & for every moment
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.-. .-.-. .-.
! " ! " !
"-...-"'-...-"MY
SWEET HONEY!
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the innocence that you possess in your eyes & conversations happen in your eyez.
i hold you dear you are the goddess of my heart.
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Last night I was arrested for walking in someone else's Dream
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I am out of my mind. Will be Back in five minutes
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Miss: Agar sachy dil sy Khuda sy Dua ke jay to wooh zaror pori hoti hy..
Student - Rehny dain madam, agr aysa hota to aap meri biwi hotein
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YoUr sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Your miss call iz beat of my Heart!
Your calll is blood circulation of my heart!
Soo plz keep active my Heartt!
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YoU are SWEEET AS GINN,
HARD As RUMM,
CLEAR As VODHKAA,
MATURED AS WHISKEY,
REFRESHING As BEEER.
In short you are
a complete BAAR of frndship.
Cheeers.
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A LOVE STORY: ONCE A MOSQUITO FALL
IN LOVE WITH A HEN.
ONE DAY THEY KISSED EACH OTHER,
HEN DIED OF MALARIA AND
MOSQUITO DIED OF BIRD-FLU
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I wanted to send some thing special
to make you smile but the post man said
I must get out of the post box.
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A special smile a special face
A special someone no one can replace
I love u and always will
You've filled a space no one could fill
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When u feel cold and warm at the same time
when u read over the same line for the tenth time
when ur heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme
and when a simple name conquers ur whole mind
then u are in deep trouble my friend u are in what they call, love.
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A Perfect Gift for U today
Absoloutely at no Cost,
Non-taxable,
Silent Peformance,
Extremly Personal,
Fully Returnable
it's a SMILE from me.
Enjoy and take care
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Sometimes,
its amazing how easily we fall in love
with someone who simply smiles,
talks or stares at us.
the only hard thing to do
is to make that person fall 4 us.
I'm falling for you.
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If you are in a dark room,
yoU find blood everywhere &
walls are shaking
dont worry friend.....
you are at da safest place
you are in my heart....
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Whenever you feel blue, I wl be there for you,
Whenever you are sad, I wl stay by your side,
Whenever you need some1 to love.
I wil always be there for you to have.
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Birdy birdy on the sky droppd a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy , cows cannot fly!
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In the morning I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of you, in the evening I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at night I do not sleep becose I'm hungry.
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Im afraid to close my eyes becoz I might think of you.
Im afraid to open them becoz I might see you.
Im afraid to move my lips becoz I might speak of you.
Im afraid to listen becoz I might hear my heart fall for you.
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Keep on planting good deeds! In his own time,
& in his own way, the lord will send the harvest.
Like He send U to me
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I always thought loving sumone was the best feeling, but I realized the loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love people but we nevr lose true friends.
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the sun had risen from the east and birds are singing happily and butterflies are around the flowerz. It is time to wake up and give a big stretch and say gud morning to you..
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May be God wants yoU to meet a few wrong peopl before meeting the right, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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the time i spend with you. I think im falling in love with you.
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Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty. you stole my heartthe moment you looked at meee, call me crazzy call me insaneee every timeee my heart beats it mentions your name.
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A memory lasts for ever and never does it die. True friendz stay together & never say gud byeee.
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Meeting yoU was luck, becoming your friend was abundance, but falling in love with you was completely out of my mind.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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I have a new camera
your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
smile please
ready
ohho
those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!
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once i heard dat sum one called ur name.
i luked back to seee,
buh there was no one
sudddenly i realised that its my heart beat,
remembering you.
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Under the sea, there lays a rock, in the rock, there is an envelopeee, in the envelopeee, there is a paper, on the paper, there are three wordz "Forget me not"
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A Beautyful Girl Goes to Skin Specialist Doctor and Asks:
Mujhey Apney Jisam Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhey Nahaaney
Se Pehlay Kiya Lagaana Chahiye..?
Doctor: Bath room Kee Kundee.
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Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe with his wife.
Sardaar: jaldee Pee
Cofffeee Thundee Ho Jaye gee.
Wife: Tou Kiyaa Ho gaa?
Sardaar: Baywakoof Menu card Daykh,
Hot Cofffeeee 35 Rs &
Cold Cofffeee 50 Rs
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