Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
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It's challenge
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .
"humari billi hume hi miyaun"
Rep fast.
Answer is
My Tutor My Foot
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
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A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
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5 Frogs Are Sitting On a Log.
4 Decide To Jump Off.
How many Are Left?
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?
?
?
Still 5 left.
Moral:
There's a Lot of Difference Between Deciding and Doing.
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The more u study. Tthe more u know. The more u know. The more u forget. The more u forget. The less u know. So why study?
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Pakistan Ka Aisa City Jis
Ko Urdu Ma Likhtay Waqt
15 Nuqtaay Dalnay Partay Hain
Answer : Pak Patan Shareef
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Agar Aap intelligent hain,to is sawal ka jawab do.
Q : Ksi Asi larki ka naam batao jis main A,E,I,O,U, na ho.. Its challenge for u.
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Mathematics Logic
Multiply ur cell's last no. by 2 then add 5 to it
Then multiply it to 50
then add ur age + 365 to it & subtract 615 from it
Surprise
First two digit's r ur cells last 2 digits and last 2 digits is ur age.
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IF INTIE CAN TIe A TIe AND UNTIe A TIe,
THEN Y CNT I TIe A TIe AND UNTIe A TIe
JUST LIKE INTIe CAN TIe A TIe AND UNTIe A TIe!
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Wen did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking 2 myself.
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Y did da statue of liberty have 2 be a woman?The head had 2 be hollow 2 make a restaurant in it!
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I m a word of 5 letterz!
People eat meeee!
If yu remove my first letter I will beeee a form
of energy!
If yu remove my first 2 letterz I will be needed fr living.
If yu remove my first 3 letterz I will be near YU.
If yu remove my first 4 letterz I will be a drink fr yu.
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Who m I?
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Since light travelz faster than sound, isnt that y some pple appear bright until u hear them speak?
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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Try to SOLVE
What it means:
R+CAT+SHOE-
RAT+SUN-CHOSE
+MOON+I-NOON+
GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E?
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A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
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