FUNNY SMS

HEIGHT OF COOLNESS:
finishing da paper, coming out of the xam hall, having a cool drink n asking ur frnd:
"dude , which paper was it?"
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ITS A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
1nc on a rainy night, thr was an old man standing with abook in his hand 4 sale.

a man came to him and asked for buying.
he sold da book fo rs: 3000 n said.....
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF D BOOK"
else u will face problem...

man finished reading all the pages with great fear but not red da last page.

out of his curiosity he opened d last page 1 day.
then he was shocked to see........

MRP: RS. 30.......
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da greatest challenge in life is to find sum1 who knows al ur flaws, differences, mistakes n many more wrongs aout u.
bt stil finds da best in u.

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i love my work .. unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished.. how can i finish sumthng i luv..??
so i keep work pending.. enjoy laziness widnew attitud...
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1s there was a big fight between lord shiva n parvathi....

shiva: e lokam lo "thandri" goppavadu
parvathi: ledhu ldhu"thallli" goppadhi then NARADHUDA comes to solve da problem

narada: i will take a stone on sum1 on da earth if he shouts "amma" then parvati is great if heshouts "abba" then shive is great
ok?

then narada throws a stone to earth then da person shhouts



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"evaru bey adhi kallu dhobbayaa"
narada: duniya kharab aindhi ;)

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frnds r with u , even after ur death..
they meet u HELL n say...
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"orey/osey yamadharma raju kuthuru/koduku keka"

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doctor after operaion n student after exam.


both tell da same ans:

"we tried our best cant say anything right now.

just leave it to god"
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