MUNNA BHAI SMS
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu..
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Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta ha
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi ha.
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Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu . . . ?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
"Washing Town"..
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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath.
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PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI:Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun ha.
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toy bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay..
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Muna Bhai:circuit agar bina dantoon wala kuta Katay to kya karnay ka?
Circuit:simple bhai bina sui wala injection lagwanay ka.
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega
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CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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CIRCUT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
sHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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