I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry
You will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you�
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Of all the friends I've ever met.
Your the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for you
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Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.
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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.
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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: BCuz its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried
here!
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We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait....
Searching....searching...
still searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found
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Why were males created before females?
bCos u always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT
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Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata
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Dis dog, iZ dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
buzy dog, 4 dog, 10 dog, secs dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.
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Y were the malez created b4 femalez?
Cuz u alwayz need a rough draft b4 da final copy.
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Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue alll over u...
wanna feel u in my mouth...yup, datz how yu...eat an icecream!
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!
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Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.
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Heer Says too Ranjha
Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha
Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN
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How Dogs & Women r alike.....
Neither believe dat silence iz golden.
Neither can balance a check book.
Both put 2 much value on kissing.
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