ONE LINE SMS

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier



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Is it time for your medication or mine?



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I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo



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If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.



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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!



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The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.



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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.



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Marriage iz a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.



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Door jab chaloo kisi kay saath to phir, Tanha laut kay ana kitna mushkil hota h



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Intelligent, sweet, charming, friendly...enough about ME! How are you?



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What did da bartender sy 2 da jumper cables wen they walked in 2 da bar? Ok you two, dont start any thing.




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Whats the diff btwen ur wife nd ur job? After 10 years ur job still sucks



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Without humor, life sux. Wthout lov, life iz hopeless. Wthout courage, life iz hard. Wthout friends like u, life iz impossible!



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Folk sy u only fall in love once, bt whenever I hear ur voice I fall in luv all over again.



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Alwayz remember u r unique - just like every1 else.



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