EXAMS SMS
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I�ll study:p
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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The Law Says
If U Can�t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination".
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Maths teacher asked Ali:If you have 12chocolates and you give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha and 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.
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The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave the topic completely..
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To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies".
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper that we
use 2 write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS
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Burraaah
Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain
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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
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Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy
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Exams are like Girl friends
Too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!
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There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. Kenneth H. Cooper
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Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS.......
parhna baki hay
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Perh perh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hee karna hei
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eXamz are dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz now here,
wiich makes yu pull yr hair.
da misss makes yu glare,
da grades are nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!
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Congradulationz!
Gud news for Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming and start studying.org
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Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kameenay sir
ka gher bhee daykh liyaa hai!!
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Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Waalay Kaa Paper Apnaa Samajhnaaa
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